When I wake up on my birthday:

What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

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hummlsmythe:

Everybody Talks - Neon Trees

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tjthorsell: I actually really laughed at this haha

tjthorsell:

I actually really laughed at this haha

yourhorcrux:

snookidoughicecream:

vocaroo:

twated:

imagine if she said no though omg

THATS SO CUTE

JESUS CHRIST

oh nothing. just sobbing.

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drumcorpsworld: Crown guard aiming at each other…tour hasn’t even begun! lol at the hole.

drumcorpsworld:

Crown guard aiming at each other…tour hasn’t even begun!

lol at the hole.

genderqueer: Sign reads: “In spirit of all families matter, this has been identified as a GENDER NEUTRAL RESTROOM Why? For gender-nonconforming individuals, just walking through the door of a public restroom can be stressful. Everyone should have the rights to use a restroom without fear of discrimination. Unisex restrooms are no more dangerous than gender-segregated bathrooms nor do they exclude any one person based on their identity of appearance. Want to learn more? Visit the LGBT Center of Raleigh or Gender Education Tents.”

genderqueer:

Sign reads:

“In spirit of all families matter, this has been identified as a

GENDER NEUTRAL RESTROOM

Why? For gender-nonconforming individuals, just walking through the door of a public restroom can be stressful. Everyone should have the rights to use a restroom without fear of discrimination. Unisex restrooms are no more dangerous than gender-segregated bathrooms nor do they exclude any one person based on their identity of appearance.

Want to learn more? Visit the LGBT Center of Raleigh or Gender Education Tents.”

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tranniesandgrannies:

If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.


I was literally laughing so hard, I had my mouth open and I didn’t even care and drool came out and I still couldn’t stop laughing omfg lmfao

my favorite thing on tumblr.

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mlysza:

ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

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I started crying. I admit it.

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